Recipe for a Memorable Mother/Son Date Night
One (1) Mom
One (1) Son
One (1) Restaurant Serving High Carb, Low Nutrition Food (i.e., Krystal, Steak 'n Shake)
Place Mom and Son at Restaurant (note: eliminate husbands and daughters - this recipe fails if contiminated by other family members)
Seat Mom and Son at a Table for Two
Consume hamburgers, french fries, milkshakes, chicken sandwiches.
Re-order at least one item because it is not "plain" (just bread and meat)
Confound server or counter staff by re-orders
Top off the experience with Son stating, "I Love You Mom"
Store the memories in an airtight heart forever.